PERSONALITY FOR HIRE
PERSONALITY FOR HIRE
Josh Klasco
Senior creative
Clean Creatives
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Coro Cybersecurity
The Hard Times
McSWEENEY’S
Misc. Writing
Journalism
Humor
Years Of Self-Love And Therapy Undone By Momentary Glance In Mirror At 3 A.M.
Heartbroken? Here’s 5 Magnetic Fields Songs To Make Everything Worse!
Conservative Uncle And Socialist Niece Bond Over Hatred of Democrats
Desperate Band Prepares To Play “Only A Few Tix Left” Gambit
You Either Die a Barista or Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become a Dick Customer
Unemployed Man Certain He’s Not Qualified for Job by How High Salary Is
Aging Punk Swears Egg Whites and Elmer’s Glue Best Way to Keep Penis Hard
Straight Edge 22-Year-Old Doesn’t Need Alcohol To Act Like an Idiot
I’m Only Masturbating to This Lil Nas X Video Cuz I Love Football
We Sat Down With a Polyamorous Couple, and, Apparently, They Don’t Fuck Just Anybody