Biden sucks, vote biden

Is it fair to say that Biden won the 2020 election all because of me? No. 

Did he win the 2020 election mostly because of me? Yes.

The 2020 election was approaching. Everyone I knew wanted Trump out of the White House, but none of us were even a little excited about Joe Biden. My frustration was that Biden was a boring candidate, but I saw endless campaigns trying to convince that he was exciting. I wished someone would have the guts to say “look, we know he sucks. But vote for him so we can get this dangerous idiot out of the Oval Office.”

My solution? I wrote a satirical script about how I wanted to see the campaign run: Biden Sucks, Vote Biden. I submitted it to McSweeney’s, thinking it didn’t have a chance since writers from The New Yorker and The Onion publish in McSweeney’s. To my surprise, they published my script and it was a hit!

After seeing how my script resonated with so many people, I continued my campaign. I made stickers and sold around 5,000 all across the country.